NO HAIR COVERING YOUR EARS!!!

I think I'm gonna get really low grades in my testimonial this year. *sigh*

SMKTS is coming up with weirder, and weirder rules!

Today's new rule: For girls, your ears must be seen(Guys no need say lah). Unless you wear a headscarf/tudung...

I was speechless when I heard this.

Let's see. How did the argument in class go? *The Discipline Head has been accorded the honour of teaching my class, poor him*

"Teacher, why can't our hair cover our ears??"

"So you can hear clearly."

*Insert derogatory remarks*

"TUDUNG THEN HOW?? ASK THEM TO SHOW THEIR EARS LAH IF NOT THEY CANNOT HEAR PROPERLY!!!!"

As one who has obviously lost the battle but will never admit it, "You want to cover your ears, you wear tudung lah!"

Then my classmates asked him to provide us the rules on black and white. After all, the school has been creating too many new rules for us to keep up with. *You know the baju kurung has to be a certain length now?* The teacher's reply: "No need. You all listen during assembly when I read out the new rules."

"But we cannot remember all the rules!"

"That's why YOUR HAIR MUSN'T COVER YOUR EARS! Open your ears big big!"

"Forget then how? You all teachers simply catch us when we don't even know we're committing an offence!"

"Too bad lor."

Teacher babbled away again. And talked about the effect of warnings. SMKTS has this warning system that is so tedious I don't even know what it's all about, actually.

"So what is the effect when students receive warnings?"

Me: "Angry lor." Duh! Am I wrong? I would be angry if I received a warning about my unseen ear.

He stared at me. "Other than angry, what else?"

*Silence*

"KESALAHAN BERKURANG(Offences decrease) lah!"

Of course he was looking for this reply but which student in their right frame of mind would give him that answer?

And he went on to say, "Last time the fine for speeding was RM100. Now it's RM300. What's the effect?" and he looked at me, "Adakah rakyat semua marah dan mogok(Did the masses get angry and go on strike)? No, right? Kesalahan berkurang instead!"

Me, "But speeding is DANGEROUS! Why should we get angry over that?"

And this reply tops it all:

"EH, DANGEROUS WHAT IF YOUR HAIR COVERS YOUR EARS!"

*Speechless*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lesson of the day: If your hair covers your ears it's as dangerous as going 300km/h!

It's okay, there are many months more to debate with him. It's much more interesting to dig through a warped teacher's mind than to study Business anyhow.

God bless,
Jo

PS. Sorry for my ciplak Manglish, that's how we speak everyday. =D